... There's no word for today...

The floor at my house is being redone, so Elsa and I evacuated to expedite the process. This way, they can close all the windows, turn up the heat, and Elsa and I won't ever have to inhale that nasty smell.


But, we're not here for my tale of woe (well, Elsa's tale of woe, I usually just run away from it by going to lab). So, let's move along, shall we?


In the next 8 weeks I will have to be mostly on a severe diet. This is to manage my ever-bulging waistline. It really isn't that bad, it just sounds bad (the diet, I mean, not my waistline. My waistline is catastrophic at best). So to commemorate that... let's spice up some lean protein!